Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Wolf face.

Here are a few pics, been working alot lately with vintage taking full effect. Managed to find a few times to go ride the trails in this nice weather, Autumn is perfect trails shredding weather. Also a sweet video i found of head cam footage from hoppy trail in Toulouse France.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Updates and drunk people

Some pictures popped up on facebook from joey in chch, only a few of them so here's the link to that HERE.

Also last night Stefan, Sleaze and I was street riding when a chick invited us to a party. Sleaze wasnt keen but Stefan and I were so we rolled there with a 15 pack of calsberg between us for some casuals. As soon as we got there shit hit the fan, more a domestic dispute rather than a party, but hey, we take what we can get, with crazed lunatic girls smashing shit and crying and being typical completly over emotional girls. However man are we glad we went there, there was endless entertainment from guys getting smashed by girls, to the crazy girls throwing bottles at their boyfriends and throwing door handles through doors haha, all while Stefan and I sat on the couch slowly getting drunker and lippier trying not to get stabbed or bottled by lunatics. I even got a small video of it on my phone but can't seem to upload it. Anyway, that's the updates, we were amped off it so had to post it on the blog.

Full lack of pictures on the blog lately, so we'll get some this weekend.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Trail Jam '09 Report.

Well i have no pictures because was to busy riding and drinking double brown so words will have to do for now.

The weather looked dodgy right up untill the day but wake up Saturday morning and it's a stunning day for a bangin' jam and most riders have arrived Friday night. Quite a few showed up on the Saturday as well, it was a bigger turnout than I expected, riders and non-riders filling every extra space between the trees up.

I whole bunch of shit went down on the day from tom's style as fuck 360's to Kane O'hagen who crossed the straight doing 3 whips and 720's etc clean as to the massive trains everyone would join in on! As the day went on people got drunker and tired and a few slams happened but no trips to the hospital, which I was personally stoked about as I had to go there last years jam, and one before that Puha did. We had a high jump contest which Eamon from Nelson took out, except we couldn't raise the bar any higher as we had no more points to sit it on haha. The day ended with it starting to rain but that was cool because the weather held out all day for us all to shred. It was so sick seeing literally all the chch dudes come up for it, even Kwol, maddog and joey hit them up, just to name a few! And it wasn't over there, the night had already begun as everyone rocked round and completly filled every spare space in my lounge and got pretty gnarley. About 9pm we all rocked into the bar where my get together for my 22nd was being held and shit got real. I can't remember a whole lot from the night but I know it was fucking sick and a good time was had by all...well almost...

Robbie, Scott and Ungy as I found out the next morning had got slightly roughed up by some fucken Blenheim scum. Robbie got his hoodie pulled over his face and smacked up by 4 dudes, Scott got a couple blows to the head and Ungy got blind sided to the face by the sounds of things, not to nice an end for those few unfortunatly. It must be mentioned though that 'T' and Keenan, a couple maori groms got in on the action when they saw the fellow riders getting roughed up and jumped in and did their best to help out against these maggots that seem to want to fight for no reason, note they are only 15 and held their own against 20+ yo's twice their size.

Anyway that's what happened in a nut shell, so much more went down that I would have missed out but yea, most people were there from the South island to see it anyway, maybe Stefan will add up his version of the day at some stage to. Hopefully some pictures show up on the net from it as there was a shitload of cameras floating around. If you have any, could you please email me them at jjoshj@gmail.com Shot! And thanks to everyone that came and made the day what it was!

Jam was amazing.

Double brown, a sweet fire BBQ and some pure trail shredding sums up the jam. Everyone said the jam was fucking sweet if people said otherwise i didn't hear them. Everyone was there no pictures from me to busy riding, i know brohan and Joey have some so maybe some will be leaked one day. Had a high jump comp and Eamon won as the non drunk guy on the blue bike is eliminated from all high jump comps ever. Robbie managed to rep edh hard and one the high air in the quarter got to like six black marks shit was high. Fagen is crazy best trick with a double brown box on his head. Awesome to see the dirt sleepers hitting up the jumps flying through the air getting sideways, Maddog came from the grave and showed the non believers he could ride street tires on dirt. Thanks to our boy Trav for pulling through with some prizes Puha was amped. Shitty poor quilty video soon  maybe.........

Friday, March 20, 2009

Double Brown


Everything is sorted out for tomorrow, its going to be rad. Double Brown is the beer of choice for us as it is for nearly everyone coming to the jam. Someone should really get onto it and start getting who ever make double brown to sponser these little bm events as im sure it fuels the riding spirit. 

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Killer beeeeeees

No not Mr Puha's barspins, real killer bee's. Ok maybe not killer but we got infested with a beehive at trails and it somehow got out of hand, we spent about 2 hours trying to kill them, where trying = succeeding as we found out today, no more bee's! Here are some amazing action shots of Puha, Stefan and sleaze doing kill missions, I retreated to the camera after I got stung by em haha.



Stefan going in for the kill with petrol

Sleaze having a crack..


Puha with the big hit

Me and sleaze celebrating with the amazing trails BBQ's. You will get to experience them if you come to the trail jam, they are looking suuuuuper sick and run even better.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Cook ups.

Trail cook ups are the best, giving you that extra energy to create amazing dirt sculptures and roast sweet airs. Just a couple of sneaky photos not revelling too much, maybe more tomorrow if your lucky or else you will have to wait until the jam.



Sunday, March 15, 2009

Rodents

The days have been flying by, got so much done lately everything is running nicely, now got to hope that this week mother nature aint a bitch to us. Thought we had gotten rid of our bee problem only to come back today to some of them buzzing around they may have even turned into wasps overnight. BBQs have been plenty got to have something keeping us digging through out the whole day found a sweet grill cooks sausages to perfection hahaha. Even a little trail rat was running around today. Patch has competition.

These are our trail bangers!
Saves lives.
"Do as i say, not as i do"

Friday, March 13, 2009

Bees

There is a crazy ass bee hive at the top of the run in now its more dangerous sitting at the top than actually ridding the trails hahaha. Tried to burry them with dirt, spray them with spirits even poor the whole bottle on them still wont die must be some super breed. Hope your not allergic to bees if your coming to the jam hahaha. Super cold the last few days the only way to keep warm is dig or make little fires like i did today, it must have been credence hour or something we where getting a credence song ever second song, it was so good.

Now a bike check with sleazes trail roasting machine
Frame: 21 Hoffman Bama
Bars: Rusted up Federals/ slam bars
Forks: Subrosa alemda
Stem: We The People drop thang
Grips: Odi longneck!!
Seat: Second hand Stefan special
Cranks: Primo hollowbites
Pedals: JCs
Chain: Kmc
Front wheel: Vandero and a Dirt path
Rear wheel: Hazard lite and a miracle 10t
Sprocket: Odyssey 30t
Extras: One bar end, heat roasted frame.
Weight: Heavier than a fat bitch


Pirates can ride bmx.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

BF


Sick as video, lil jon is the shit! Tom da street killer has a sweet blog about the grom status in Christchurch check it here. Everyone should watch the video above as its a good one and if you havent seen the full lenght vinyl dvd yet your missing out Tony Cardona is in it and shreds so does everyone else. Also for any people that missed out on reading Brian Fosters interview in a ride uk a while back, they have it up on there site here, its a really good interview.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

The Deal

The Arrowtown jam was super fun, nice chilled out day with crazy changing weather. At the end of the day it was dry enough to get a little ride in at gorge road, Travis should have pics and a video of the jam up soon.

Now the deal about coming to our jam is if JJ or i havent invited you dont bother showing up you will be told to leave and wont be able to ride, i made the flyer to tell all our good friends about it as i know most of them are slack and would forget or wouldn know. Now i have heard of alot of people wanting to come that havent talk to JJ or I. Your not welcome where still dealing with the problems you have caused us, you showed no respect told everyone about them. 
Ashers sweet new crib.
The only posters in Ahsers flat wtf??

Watch out trav!
The most dangerous man in the world bought 200 party poppers on the trip.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Madness

Well we said we wouldn't get drunk for the next 2 weekends leading up to the trail jam, for one to not wake up hungover for once and two, to prove that we aren't alki's hahaha. Yet I sit here on this fine Sunday morning hungover, and the same yesterday morning. Alcohol found me. Shit's real. Anyway it's all Stefan's fault as usual since he's not here to enforce the non drinking law, but getting drunk in arrowtown instead. In other news, I can semi ride again, sick!! Been almost 7 weeks since I've been able to!

Trails are looking super sweet right now, we have changed one of the original lines to make the entire trails flow from start right back to finish, I shall say no more, just make sure you come and see for yourself!! And if any mountain bikers are reading this that have been constantly riding our trails and fucking them like little DISRESPECTFUL FUCKS, well, your next, know this. We will find you sooner or later you little shits. /Hate over.

And we have passed 666 unique views for all our amazing shit talking so that deserves the following video. The number of the beast!


Thursday, March 5, 2009

Arrowtown Jam

The social jam is on this weekend in arrowtown, everybody that can make it to this needs to becuase we cant have arrowtown getting any prizes or even riding, if you see a kid talking constantly about himself snake him. There has been sfa and trail hate on the Christchurch groms blog, Tom watch out Your next!!. Hopefully its sunny this weekend in Queesntown so i can hit up gorge rd for abit, that place is amazing.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Build the park jam

Righto James from TRUBMX sent me through an email about the build the park jams he's having each month to fundraise for the wanaka park extensions. Here's the flyer, try get there!

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Damn

Popcorn Jackson hobbo man.


Fire!!



Did heaps of gardening today jumps looking better, most of our drainage held out the down pours over the weekend. New and exciting things happening at the swampy hide out. Some pictures from the last jam, the old sign that got burnt by some dickheads, Rocky trying his best to bmx somewhere i think the beer may have improved his riding. Better start doing press ups or something as there will surely be lots of arm wrestles beat Puha and he will buy you a drink hahahaha. Three weeks until the jam its going to be amazing!!! Some pics stolen off kapitel

I hope Lemmy and his rats are coming, words out that your too street and scared of a little dirt on your bikes hahahaah